Way more fun than you can ever imagine.

1. Talking pointless crap that has no meaning whatsoever is way more fun than you can ever imagine

2. Red-light-hooker flirting is way more fun than you can ever imagine

3. Trashing people out when they are sitting exactly in front of you is way more fun than you can ever imagine

4. Playing peek-a-boo with a kid who can barely walk is way more fun than you can ever imagine

5. Blaming every mistake you did to the situation and condition you were in is way more fun than you can ever imagine

6. Eating chocolate like there’s no tomorrow while trying to brush off Pinad’s modellicious body from your mind is way more fun than you can ever imagine

7. Trying to act tough on the outside when you are actually breaking up in the inside is way more fun than you can ever imagine

8. Trying to soften up on the outside when you are actually stone-cold in the inside is way more fun than you can imagine

9. Reading Catcher in the Rye while trying to relate yourself with Holden Caulfield is way more fun than you can imagine

10. Eye-flirting with a guy who’s holding a girl’s hand in his is way more fun than you can ever imagine

11. Trying to suppress yourself from bitching about people in front of Manda is way more fun than you can ever imagine

12. Dancing under the influence is way more fun than you can ever imagine (duh)

13. Dancing while sensually stroking on Tara’s sleek exotic long hair is way more fun than you can ever imagine

14. Mischievously sniggering with your big brother on the back seat of the car when your dad is yelling at your little step-brother for some stupid reason is way more fun than you can ever imagine

15. Seeing your soul-mate again after two vain years is way more fun than you can ever imagine

16. Making out with some long-haired Turkish dude who kinda looks like Orlando Bloom is way more fun than you can ever imagine

17. For once, submitting your homework in time to surprise your teachers is way more fun than you can ever imagine

18. Disobeying the rules just for the heck of it is way more fun than you can ever imagine

19. Being good and obeying the rules once in a while to lessen your parents’ heartache potentials is way more fun than you can ever imagine

20. Walking around in a foreign city, foreign country at night is way more fun than you can ever imagine

21. Imagining yourself getting the freak on with Tyler Durden is way more fun than you can ever imagine

22. Jogging a whole 3 miles after devouring the whole buffet the night before - while hoping that your fat tissues would just ooze off while you run - is way more fun than you can ever imagine

23. Re-reading Harry Potter over and over again to fill out boredom in the middle of Sundays is way more fun than you can ever imagine

24. Watching your friends get panicked when everything seems alright to you is way more fun than you can ever imagine

25. Hanging your love-life to a guy who’s an ocean apart through Facebook and pathetically spending hours to wait for him to go online is way more fun than you can ever imagine

26. Childishly role-playing with that Facebook guy – he’s Peter Pan, you’re Wendy – while pretending that he stays 15 and you 9 forever is way more fun than you can ever imagine

27. Absent-mindedly nodding to a blabber of some relatives whom you can’t even remember the names of is way more fun than you can ever imagine

28. Lying to strangers that you have real blue eyes when contact lenses are actually planted is way more fun than you can ever imagine

29. Being a mistress would be way more fun than you can ever imagine

30. Writing this meaningless entry ‘cause I have nothing else to write while listening to Mark Ronson’s Money in My Pocket is way more fun than you can ever imagine.